I am 19, ready to move out mainly because of this. I know none of the pubes are mine because I groom myself. He is 15 and has absolutely no reasons why he can’t clean up after himself. He clearly never grooms himself since the hairs are the length of my fucking middle finger and he leaves them everywhere. On the bathroom floor, the shower, the toilet seat, the hallway, the dining room, the living room, and MY FUCKING BED. HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GETTING ON MY BED? THEY’RE GETTING IN MY HAIR. Wanna hear the part that made me write this post in the first place? I got off from an exhausting day of work, took a shower, wrapped my hair in a towel, and took a nap. When I woke up, A PUBE WAS IN MY FUCKING MOUTH. THIS WAS MONTHS AGO AND I STILL WANT TO CUT MY TONGUE OFF. Now, I’m still trying to convince myself it was actually just one of my hairs. It was thick, yes, but it wasn’t black like his and it wasn’t nearly as long as his are and it wasn’t the same texture. The shorter length still alarms me, so I’m trying to tell myself it was a broken hair of mine. Sometimes I get thicker hairs and sometimes they’re weird looking. Please, someone support my theory.

Anyway thanks for listening to my rant. Please, share your experiences. I need to know I’m not the only one finding this shit in places it should never be. Advice would be cool too.