Sounds elitist saying this in a country where access to good education is a privilege to most, but poor grammar is such a turn off.

No denial to the fact that some of the posters here have an imagination good enough to write erotica classics, but it's not an easy task reading some of the posts here.

And there's something undeniably arousing about a well-placed comma or a perfectly conjugated verb. Call it elitist if you must, but nothing gets my heart racing like a semicolon used correctly. And let’s not forget the power of vocabulary—using just the right words can be downright seductive.

So, if you’re someone who believes that syntax is sexy and spelling is stimulating, I'd love to teleport to a fantasy land together.