Looking to connect with someone that loves talking about al the dirty things (wife/gfs sharing, cuck, dom, gangbang, taboo, family, panties, whatever) that get us off. I'm not looking for a text chat, only a voice chat. Let's have some fun!

Suff to ignore

He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him.

He was all business when he wore his clown suit.

The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.

If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it.

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.

The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back.

Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students.

There aren't enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth.

He always wore his sunglasses at night.

The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle.

When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language.

He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind.

I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent.

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery.

He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else's fire.

As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts.

All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it.

It's always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun.

It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren't in the splash zone.

When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed.

There's a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels.

Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he's never been there.

He didn't understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle.

I want a giraffe, but I'm a turtle eating waffles.

He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head.

It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday.

The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.

She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it.

I'm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people.

If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, it’s really not as bad as it sounds.

They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage.

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.

After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda.

When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant.

Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water.

The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime.

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.

I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink.

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.

The tree fell unexpectedly short.

Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello.

He liked to play with words in the bathtub.

I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking.

He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love.

There are no heroes in a punk rock band.

The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears.

Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.

He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength.

They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth.

Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck.

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