So turns out it wasn’t just me that wanted my sister to get knocked up from our fun around her wedding day.

I found this out when my sis and mom were hangout out and Mom, being the sticky beak she is, wanted to know if my loads did the job, sis responded that they hadn’t as she’s had her period since. This made my mother more upset than I thought it would have, I then heard mom say something along the lines of “that’s too bad. The babies would’ve been so adorable”, I was in the kitchen at the time, making a pot of tea.

It wasn’t until later in the evening, after they’d both had a few wines and such (I had work early the next day so I was staying sober) that mom blurted out at me in her intoxicated state that “you need to give me grand babies, I WANT GRAND BABIES! NOW!” She then pulls out her phone. I ignore it as a silly drunken rant.

Moms on her phone and is getting more and more annoyed so I ask “Mom what are you doing?” “I’m looking for my cycle app.” “Why?” “I need to know when you can give me grand babies.” This is where my sister chimes in and explains in a much nicer way than I can that she can’t have my kids, she can’t get pregnant anymore ect.

This results in mom and sis setting up a tinder account on moms phone and when mom tells sis what to write in the bio we both tell her that that’s not gonna happen. She wanted to put in the bio, ‘looking for woman go out with my son and give me grand babies, must be incest friendly’.

The following night after dinner, mom says, sober, serious and with a slight sulk, “I still think my bio was perfect”