So I started the evening by spiking my moms wine with a little under a g of some really good dope, after a bit while she was taking a shower I left my door cracked open and used my pump and new cock ring to get myself as swole as possible, and put my pics of her that I’ve stole on my tv and laid back on my chair where she could a clear view when she opened my door, and threw my wallet in the hall in front of my a door, a sure enough after a few min she opens the door in just a towel and as she’s saying u dropped your wallet she gets an eyeful of my hardon and let’s out a “holy shit” and just stops and stares I acted like I was panicking trying to cover it, after like 30 seconds of jaw dropped staring she looks at my face and says “you dropped your wallet, sorry for barging in, and I’ll let you take care of that, and turns around to walk out stops at the door turns back around, and ask me to be careful with that thing it’s really long and looks heavy… in fact where did that come from? You could fit like 3 of your dads inside yours with room to spare?” I told her I didn’t know, as I popped the pump off and asked her if I was really bigger than my dads, to which she replied yeah along longer and…… (pauses while she walks closer) ALOT thicker. Your dad was 4 1/2” long thin and curved straight to the right. In the 22 years of them being together he never got her off. If he had been walking around with that, you wouldn’t be an only child. I asked if he really never got her off, she said she didn’t even know what an orgasm felt like til she was in her 40’s and they had a threesome with his secretary and she ate her out and left her shaking ur dad never even came close. That sucks bad I told her, u think he could with mine though? “Definitely, that monster would fill up and stretch out ever bit of my chacha and her and she comes really easy if her g spot gets a little stimulation, mine would be hitting the inside of her belly button it couldn’t miss her g spot. She ask how big is it, I told her idk, she says hold on she’s gotta know, and leaves and comes back with a measuring tape and then I hear damn it’s 8” long and then she wrapped the tape around my shaft and 5” thick. Then she wrapped her hand around it and tells me “you have a really pretty dick, nice and veiny, and trimmed all nice… and shit it’s so hard…” she then gave it one more squeeze and says she better go get dressed before she does something crazy.