I'm almost 42, and still have no kids. This year I'm really feeling the need to change that, and can't stop thinking of different ways for it to happen (I know they're probably all unrealistic haha)

Reluctant fate: Meet a girl who's on the fence and we let fate decide. Get a bunch of condoms, poke holes in a few, and mix them in with others and go wild.

Lie to me: Meeting a girl who tells me it's a fantasy, but she's on bc. After I've filled her a couple times, she tells the truth. I'd probably pin her down and go again knowing and relishing in it 🥵

Completely anonymous: Trade body pics, no names/fake names, meet at a hotel and keep the lights low or wear masks, then leave separately. Optional to send a pic of positive test and periodic progression pics.

Full intentions: We meet and we both want it. Track your cycle and we aim for the most fertile days (I, like all the guys here, REALLY want this one lol)

Playing catch-up: Any of the above scenarios, but I'm tied to a bed for the weekend, and she invites others over without telling me. I'd know nothing about them til afterwards, they could be in it for rp, aiming for their first or just want another baby, married or single, a friend/relative or a random off the street/internet. Completely unrealistic, I know lol

Sorry if this is too long. I've never had a forum to express this before 😅