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ILPT Request: Whats the most amount of damage that can be done with smelly fish?
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So my dog eats these fish which we store in our freezer. They are raw, and once they defrost they absolutely reek with the most disgustingly putrid and revolting stench I've possibly ever smelt. This gets worse over the course of a few days. They also secrete this slimy, oily and bloody substance which gets on anything it touches. This got me thinking, what is the best use of these fish to inflict the greatest amount of damage possible? There are a few cunts which I'd love for to be victims of fish attacks. have considered simply placing one in their bag. Just imagine reaching into your bag trying to find your phone or something and you grip onto that. I need more suggestions however. let me know if you have any ideas. The wilder the better, the more destructive the better.

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Stuff in a random vent(s). Then waitโ€ฆ

Do it when frozen so it goes really slow and nobody can time when it was placed in there.

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