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I can't, I just can't.
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This is the horny fever dream of a 12 year old, imagining life as a mid-30s married dude.
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I hope there's pages of scribbled notes like:
- clit? Swollen? Check wiki
- how old to buy champagne?
- need drama. Maybe a house fire?
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and he says "the" bottle of champagne, like there's whole chapters of this fan fic he's writing in his head that we simple haven't seen.