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Iam and the Justinian Plague
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Iam is a man claiming to be over 800, but not knowing his true age; even more secrets; his refusal of having any. But, what you don't know, is he IS THE CAUSE OF THE PLAGUE OF JUSTINIAN.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plague_of_Justinian

The Plague of Justinian struck the Eastern Roman Empire in 512 AD, and was caused by the same bacteria as the Black Plague (Elaboration on his causing of THAT in a later article.)

Now, if you take the time 2014-800 you get 1,200. However, he claims to be much older than 800, he just can't remember. The Plague of Justinian flared often up until afew hundred years after, meaning that Iam could of perpetrated this until more recent times.

Genetic data indicates that the plague came from both China and Egypt;

Rats from Egypt carried plague aboard ships. Egypt is African. Iamtaller is African American, according to his skin tone.

The signs point to Iamtaller having been using his MAGIC TO PERPETRATE AND CAUSE THE PLAGUE OF JUSTINIAN; LSTEN TO THE SIGNS!

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