I need to tell you why I will not be seeing you anymore. This is hurting me more than it hurts you. Think back with me for a moment. Remember that time back in 2014 I was high on acid and you were there?Remember all those times my car was getting towed and I turned to you? You were there for me. Remember all those hours laughing in the waiting room? You have always been there for me which is why I put up with as much as I have for as long as I have. I need you to understand why you meant so much to me. Unfortunately, this has been a long time coming. First, it was the ads between swiping. We both know that was uncool but it was you so I allowed it. I imagined you would change. Then there was the comment ads, we had a fight but eventually I came around and accepted you even still. It was you, I couldn’t stay mad at you. But commercials?! Shitty app commercial???! You’re better than that! I can’t spend my precious time waiting for an ad to play, you know I pay for premium everything to avoid ads. I never thought it would come to this. I hope you decide to change but I can’t wait around for you, I am drawing the line here.

Literally, how dare you. I have been on this app with you for so many hours every single day for more than 7 years.

TLDR; I’m breaking up with ifunny 🌧🌧😞