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You see a job advert for 200k a year. It's your male next door neighbour. He has trouble sleeping and needs some love. The job is to go to him at bed time. Sleep next to him naked. No hanky panky. It's 100 percent platonic. Then stroke his hair and sing to him or tell him stories till he sleeps. Then cuddle him all night and if he wakes you need to kiss his forehead and shush him back to sleep. In the morning you have to sing a happy morning song and wish him a happy and joyful day. Then your done and can do what you want till the next night.
UPDATE - Note I said your neighbour. Not mine. Think of who is your immediate Male neighbour. It will be him.
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