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You are granted immortality and given $500,000,000
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A benevolent spirit offers you complete immortality and $500,000,000 to start you on your new life.

You will live forever. Nothing can kill you. Shot, stabbed, hit by a bus or thrown out of an airplane? You'll survive. Someone puts you in cement shoes and drops you to the bottom of the ocean? Guess you live down there now. Planet destroyed by an asteroid? You'll walk the fiery ruins. Heat death of the universe? Guess you'll be hanging out in the cold. You'll end up watching everyone you love pass into history, over and over again.

Do you take the offer?

Edit: damn, I dozed off on the couch and so many responses. To answer some of the common ones, yes, you still take damage and will feel pain, but you will heal within a few days. No, you will not age. Let's say of you're younger than 30, you'll stop aging at 30. If you're older than 30, you'll de-age and stay 30.

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Someone asked me what superpower I'd want recently and I answered immortality -- so heck yes. Let me learn everything about everything.

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