If there's one thing I've had faith in over the years, it's the internet. We got Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf named Time's man of the year and we got Gamestop to be the most valuable stock for a minute there. So I feel like if we all got together and said screw it, we could probably ditch both these old farts and get the majority vote to be a random third party write-in. It would be epic.

Here's the question, though - who's moderate enough, and trollish enough, to unite everyone in their pursuit of the lulz? A joke candidate like Vermin Supreme? An antihero to the other party like Liz Cheney or Joe Manchin? Some absolute rando we pick out of a hat?

If you could choose who we prop up, who would you pick?