I read this sub daily as a germaphobe and a hygiene freak, and I got one thing to say -

YALL ARE ALL WRONG

• Shower in the morning to wash off night sweats/smell fresh for OTHER PEOPLE who are around you.

• Shower at night to wash off dust/sweat/grime/whatever bug shit is flying around in the air you walk in

• Sleeping in the bed without showering is cross-contamination. Same goes for hanging out on your bed after being out. Your bed can literally make you constantly sick and gross if you’re going to bed in outside filth. And yes your sheets stink and you stink.

• Wipe, then go into the shower and use hot water and soap. That’s how you clean your ass. In a pinch use wipes, but wipes don’t clean the stink out.

• Change your bras daily, change your clothes after you’ve been outside, change your underwear too. Yall are too casual about wearing the same smelly bras and clothes and your undies hold plenty of sweat (men) and mucus (women). Stop playing about your clothes and just change them, nothing bad will happen if you’re wearing fresh clothes. Yall act scared to change clothes and it’s weird and you stink.

• Saying it again, change bras daily. Yall got too many excuses to walk around in smelly bras that are holding back, armpit, and boob sweat. Buy more bras, nobody cares about your excuses. You smell bad.

• Most men apparently need to be bathed, powdered, and swaddled. Not teaching men how to shower, yall are a disgrace with your skid marks and lowkey I think you enjoy the feeling of having poop smeared up your ass cause otherwise why would you walk around like that ??

• Also men, your balls and taint smell like shit. Fix it.

• Brush your teeth twice a day.

Anyone in the comments want me to go over anything else?

Edit: thanks for the award!

Edit2: yall are so nasty lol

Edit3: clearing up how I got mono: I work a close quarters job where customers off the street physically touch me. They don’t wash their hands, which has saliva or mucus, and then they touch my face. Thanks for wishing that I get mono again?? Lmfao. Like ok??

Edit 4: never had Covid. Also if germs and bacteria are so good to sleep with maybe hospitals should implement this as a policy and perhaps allow the beds to be dirty and stop changing them and reduce overall cleaning. Yall are onto to something clearly 🥹 get with the CDC

Edit 5: yall are nuts lol the constant reports for su*cide are ridiculous. Take a shower stop smelling bad