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I look up and my smile is reaching my eyes
He sits expectant, suited up, tie in a Windsor knot
I say like Yoda, “Interested, I am, Not.”
His first date “you’re my slave”-spiel equals no dice
And at this point I am so through playing it nice
He rises, cheeks flushed, quiet, expression taut
“You’re never going to be invited to my yacht!”
“My dude, Your whole ‘tude is a red flag maximized...”
“Think he’d be hard-pressed to define SSC.”
We sit and talk after he stalked off childlike
“He was hot but that I’m-your-dad-now, doesn’t work for me.”
Smiling mischievously she says to me
“He should have gone for classic seduction? Like,
I’ll have a cocoa now, tomorrow your breakfast tea.”
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