Hello!

So here I am on reddit and I’m looking for the single most difficult thing to find: A consistent sexual relationship with another (reasonably) sane adult. Tinder hasn’t been very helpful, Bumble has failed me, and I don’t have the patience to wade through the miniscule userbases of the more obscure dating/hook-up apps. If you’re in the same situation maybe we can talk.

What I’m looking for

An FWB in the truest sense. What does that look like? We could go for a walk in the park, a drive around town without any destination, or just hang out at one of our places and do whatever. Something low-key. Then we have some hot, mind-blowing sex, then maybe cuddle and watch a movie or if you have some place to be you can bounce or whatever you like to do. I’m not judging. Obviously my goal emphasizes the “F” aspect of the FWB situation, but if you’re just looking for the “B” (or rather “D”) that’s also fine. For some reason a chill, consistent hook-up is what everyone’s looking for but no one can get.

Ideally there would be good communication on both sides. If, for example, you decided you didn’t want to hang anymore you can simply let me know via text and there would be no hurt feelings. I would return the same courtesy. This way neither of us wind up confused as to what’s going on and we can continue our own journeys.

Someone with taste in music, movies, or books is a plus but not necessary.

About me

I’m 30, 6’1”, white, thin, educated (whatever that means,) I have my shit together for the most part (as in I have a job and my own place,) kink , obviously there’s some stuff I’m withholding for the sake of privacy but feel free to ask any questions. As cliché as it is to say, I’m an open book.

In your initial response if you could be so kind as to include either a description of yourself or a photo I’ll respond with one of my own. I’d rather see if we’re even attracted to each other right away before beginning any conversation.