20 [M4F] Gooner Gremlin Seeks Mommy Milkers & Dumptruck Deluxe👁👅👁

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WideMathematician524 is a male age 20 looking for a female in Houston, TX

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As the title states, I am a certified gooner, and I’m on a M I S S I O N. My neurons are completely fried, my willpower is nonexistent, and my last three brain cells are fighting for their lives. I need a massive gyatt, colossal honkers, and the fattest mommy milkers to nurse me back to mental stability. If your proportions defy physics, we already have something in common.👀

I’m looking for a devious rizzler who can handle my terminal down-badness. Someone who can match my energy, send unhinged memes at 3 AM, and possibly gaslight me into thinking I have a chance. If you’ve got thighs that crush, a dumptruck that beeps in reverse, and the ability to make me bark unironically, we need to talk.😈

DM me if you’re ready to ruin my life in the best way possible. Let’s make some horrible decisions together.🫶

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Houston, TX

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