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46 [m4f] Old Man New Year Looking For Nerdy Chick With Slutty Side
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Background-Farm-7446 is a male age 46 looking for a female in Houston, TX
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I know, who would have thought Old Man New Year was "only" 46? It's kind of the perfect age, though. Got a silver fox look and a bit of an athletic "dad bod" (though I'm not a dad). Contrary to all the popular depictions of me, though, I don't carry around an hourglass. So I'm looking for a funny weirdo with an hourglass FIGURE (good one, right?) Let's grab a drink and if things go well, kiss at midnight. Please be 21-35... we'll call you Hot Chick New Year.

EDIT: Fuck, it's "Father Time," not "Old Man New Year." I fucked up. You know what, I'm leaving this up as-is. Fuck it.

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2 days ago