Well, aren’t we both the worst?Your husband seems to be all about the duty of marriage, while you're here seeking the delight of a good affair. Don’t worry, I’m not judging—after all, what’s life without a little mischief and a healthy disregard for conventional monogamy?
About me: I’m a lover of wit, wine, and wandering conversations. I can keep up with nearly any topic, from the existential ponderings of Dostoevsky to the subtle art of complaining about public transportation. (Seriously, can we talk about how inefficient this whole system is?) I’m a professional, but my real expertise lies in balancing sarcasm and sincerity in just the right amounts. A dark sense of humor and dry wit are essential for a good conversation, don’t you think? Bonus points if you can throw in a philosophical quote while we’re debating the best cocktail for an impromptu evening of questionable decisions.
Let’s be real. We’re both here for the fun of it, so let’s not waste time pretending we’re not. If your idea of an affair involves more than just an occasional "hello" in the hallway, I’m your match. I’m looking for someone who enjoys good conversation, bad decisions, and exploring the other side of life—without any of that emotional baggage.
We'll create our own little world, one where we’re free from judgment (and maybe from a few other things as well). Let’s make the most of these fleeting moments, shall we?
P.S. I promise not to google anything you say—I prefer being pleasantly surprised when you stump me with random trivia. As an icebreaker, share with me your most obscure but favorite factoid.
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