World dad bod champ and the height of peak male attraction lol. Sarcastic and full of shit - Daddy wants you to come and play! Yes, the title is shocking. Oh no! I referred to myself in the third person? I'm not full of myself lol I'm just a sarcastic guy who doesn't take himself that seriously. I do take being a daddy seriously, and those who know - are into it. If you're repulsed or offended move on cause there's some of you ladies who need this, want this, think about this all the time. It's almost therapeutic in a way. You can scratch that itch, feel valued and desired. The ego boost puts a little pep in your step and for a time you get to put away all your fears and worries. You can exist in that moment, filling one purpose, and knowing you're doing well and making me happy. you'll relish the attention and the praise you receive. You will be a good girl, just like you want to be. No decisions, no intrusions, just being the entire focus for once.