I’m currently getting over a minor heartbreak so I’m not exactly ready for hinge and bumble. But I do want the company and physical connection to keep body warmth before the great freeze enters houston.
About Me:
Called handsome as early as this week, have a large social circle so I can introduce you to friends. I stay active so I have some stamina plus low cholesterol. Tall so I always reach for the stars Strong so I can open jars or cope with the reality of inflation, -No allergies so we can order gluten filled cheesy pizza or have sex in a field of flowers covered in pollen while rubbing peanut butter all over each other.
Eat pineapple consistently so… you’re welcome. You:
Affectionate: (Are you a womanly version of Pepe Le Pew?) Live close to downtown (central or south) (No Katy, Sugarland, woodlands, spring, cypress). Not married or taken (If I had to be a cheese, id be a smoking hot Gouda-for you, not swiss cheese riddled with bullet holes becauseyour man caught us) No kids (Yes, you have the best snacks bu if I can only see you every other weekend then I don’t want it!). Nice to have:
Fit/athletic: seriously I stay active and do sports several times a week and would be cool if you joined in too.
Did you make it down here? Read it all? Tell me where in town you are, and your fav alcoholic drink or fav ice cream.
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