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You. Not me. Trust me!
You are truly missing out, and honestly, I don’t think you could handle what I’m giving right now. And getting. I mean, I can barely handle it.
“But what is it?” you ask. Very good question!
Well, I met someone. Here even, and it’s not just amazing, it’s very amazing. The most amazing feeling and experience anyone’s ever had ever. Ever!!
I’m talking deep and long and knowing soul bonding eye contact. I’m talking puss quivering climaxes in the dozens every single day. Talks so deep and connective that no person could feasibly step away from the divine connection I’m making right now.
It’s spectacular. It’s beautiful. You are honestly actually jealous of me. I know. I’d be jealous too if it wasn’t happening to me. I didn’t know love could be like this. No fighting. No drama. Even our baggage aligns in a magical manner that only holy poets could conjure.
The secret? Well…. I bought a mirror. End of joke.
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