I was not lost at sea, and every day without you is a fight to the pain. Mask optional. Maybe one day we will have a royal lispy wedding officiant trying to rush through your vows, and maybe there will be a flaming giant sobering up a future The Dread Pirate Roberts seeking revenge from the hilarious and brilliant 6 Fingered man.
My sword, also given to me by my father, speaks horny directives to me often.
Let’s cuddle in lightning sand. Gently. Let’s tame my ROUS and take some chocolate covered magic pills to bring life to our connection.
Let me butter your cup. Let’s gamble with Sicilians. Let’s duel on the cliffs of insanity. Let’s build a tolerance to rare odorless poison. Let’s have the cheesiest and most romantic credits music.
Here I am. As you wish.
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