We lay a tarp on the bed.
We lay 6 large warm pepperoni pizzas down on the tarp.
You lie down on the pizzas on your back.
I get on top of you, and then we place 6 large pizzas on top of me on top of you on top of the base layer on top of the tarp on top of the bed.
And then we sing while fucking
“There’s a bed in the middle of the room.
There’s a bed in the middle of the room.
There’s a bed.
There’s a bed
There’s a bed in the middle of the room. “
There’s a tarp on the bed…
There’s pizza on the tarp
There’s a lady on the pizza
There’s a vagina on the lady
There’s a penis in the vagina
There’s a man on the penis
There’s more pizza on the man
Essentially we become a singing and sexy hot pizza pocket. We thrust in ever increasing speeds according to our tempos of the song.
All you can eat pizza too! Send your dietary restrictions.
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