I’m already dripping wet for you. There’s a sexy red streak in what I thought was pre-cum but smells like asparagus pee, and there’s small sores slit on the oddly dry tip of my dick. So hot, for you!!
The last person who witnessed my wet, drippy, dry-tipped yet bleeding, erect cock was speechless. They were so moved and probably intimidated that they gasped and left the bedroom, out the front door, and drove off in their Ford Fiesta. I didn’t even get to my catch phrase I have for this moment. I look at my glorious package and say “Check it out!” What usually happens then is the person enthusiastically joins me in my catch phrase. They respond “You should check that out!” In which I just repeat “Check it out” but louder. And then it goes in like that until I cum. Sometimes the police are called. I assume it’s because we are so loud.
I only have time today for the first five heart-of-gold strippers, so apologies to all the others who are itching for my already wet ding dong but sadly will have to wait til next time.
Subreddit
Post Details
- Posted
- 1 year ago
- Reddit URL
- View post on reddit.com
- External URL
- reddit.com/r/houstonr4r/...