My door is open for horny ladies only. If you are anything other than a straight up horny lady, then I’m not interested. I’m kicking all y’all not Horny Ladies to the sidewalk. Umph.
No asexuals. No horny men. No not horny men or not horny ladies or not horny transsexual. Not for tonight. Maybe some other night.
No eunuchs. No Amazon delivery drivers who are happy with their lives. No people who don’t want to be watching porn right now. No people who don’t get moist in their woo hahs** Thems the rules. Horny ladies only.
Even scams are allowed as long as they are from horny ladies.
It’s a horny lady Saturday night here in midtown.
** it dawns on me after some rereads that I’m being insensitive. If you are having a medical dryness situation but are otherwise horny, you can come. I have lube. Sorry there my horny desert queen.
Subreddit
Post Details
- Posted
- 1 year ago
- Reddit URL
- View post on reddit.com
- External URL
- reddit.com/r/houstonr4r/...