Due to an incident involving two midgets, a giraffe, and a bottle of tequila, I am banned from Katy city limits. Don't ask questions, no need to get bogged down in the details, and before you judge it was the giraffe's idea to bring the tequila.
Seriously, it's been a long week and it's not even Friday yet. Looking for a woman 30 or older preferably, although exceptions can be made for a 20 something if you blow me away, to go out for drinks, hijinks, and funny stories. If we click, then hopefully even more. Don't worry, I won't invite the giraffe.
Me, 54 white male, 6'2", greying blonde hair, blue eyes approximately 200 lbs. Sarcastic sense of humor and wicked comeback king. I'm the gentleman that holds the door open for you and slaps your ass as you walk by. 😉
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