49 [M4F] I been prayin in #midtown

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somethinghush is a male age 49 looking for a female in Midtown

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So I asked the Lord. I was like “Lord. I really want at least a threesome for Christmas. Can you prove you’re real by giving me this?

The Lord was all like “This ain’t the North Poll!, and I was like,”you’re totally correct God. This isn’t.”

Hid paused and was like “Look. Kid. Why do you want to make six people cum at the same time? That’s a stupid thing to want.”

I was like “You’re right God, but I didn’t make me!”

And then I got too stoned to finish this post.

Fuck me for God.

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Midtown

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a male

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a female

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