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49 [M4F] Conjuring Krampus in #midtown
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somethinghush is a male age 49 looking for a female in Midtown
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Iā€™ve been trying to summon Krampus with my naughty behavior. Iā€™m here seeking a night so naughty that Santa up in the North Pole moves me from the Lump of Coal list to the Krampus list.

Iā€™m thinking youā€™re dressed up as a terrifying version of Krampus and I fuck every hole while taunting you with the harsh fact that Santaā€™s more beloved globally. You climax a bunch screaming things like ā€œgive it to me Santaā€ and such. I guess I should probably be dressed as Santa to really hit Krampus where it hurts.

And then Krampus shows up and throws us both in his bag. We keep fucking in the enormous magical sack until he beats us both to death with a stick.

Hot. Right?

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a female
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1 year ago