Hey you. I’m tough. I got a ten foot shling a ding dong that will tear you in two. You want it. You know you do.
Send me ten pics of your titties and I’ll decide if we can hang.
….
Actually….
I’m sorry. I lied. My shling a ding is barely 6 inches hard. Like when I give it a good squeeze or push the ruler way into my pelvis.
Also, I’m not tough… or macho. I can be curt at times. Like when I’m feeling insecure about my almost 6 inch wing a dingity dong dong or when I see my dad bod in the mirror when I’m taking a shit. Not sure why I put a mirror there. Maybe I’m shaming myself into more fitness activity. Maybe my kink is extreme eye contact while shitting.
And last I’m 48. Not 47. I don’t know how you’d even trust that my wingy wong kadong is, in just the right light when you squint your eyes and don’t measure, is very very probably almost close to six inches.
I don’t meet many people here.
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