🌈 Seeking Thrice the Laughs, Triple the Trouble! 🌈

Hey there, fellow adventurers of the internet! Are you two daring and dynamic women ready to join forces for a tricycle of fun, friendship, and mischief? Look no further, because I'm on a quest to create the most epic trio since the Three Amigos (minus the sombreros, unless you're into that)!

🎉 About Me 🎉

I'm a laid-back individual on a mission to prove that good times cum in threes. Picture a fusion of your favorite sitcom characters – one part Chandler Bing sarcasm and one part Phoebe Buffay quirkiness. Of course there's a heavy dose of "How you doin?" If you're into spontaneous dance-offs, board game rivalries, and debating whether a hot dog is a sandwich (spoiler alert: it is!), we're a sexual hot dog sammie dream team! Hot Dog Sex Sams!

🍕 Hangout Idea 🍕

Imagine this: a cozy pizza night where we can discuss anything from conspiracy theories (who really put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?) to our secret talents (mine is mastering the art of puns without remorse). We'll share stories of our epic fails and minor victories while sampling every topping known to humankind (yes, even anchovies, just for the experience).

💃 What I'm Looking For 💃

Two women who can match my wit, charm, and love for all things quirky and your bodies. Do you share my obsession with terrible jokes and are willing to engage in impromptu make-outs at any given moment? If you can tell the difference between a dad joke and a sad joke, you might be the ones I'm searching for!

🚨 Warning: Benefits of Joining 🚨

1. Exclusive access to our interpretive dance reenactments of famous movie scenes, complete with dramatic pauses and sporadic jazz hands.
2. A trove of "two truths and a lie" stories that will leave you questioning whether we're secret agents or just overly imaginative daydreamers.
3. The opportunity to witness our synchronized attempts at cooking, which will soon be compared to a comedy trio competing on a culinary stage. Abbot and Costello... and Costello... with fire.

📢 How to Apply 📢

If you're ready to embrace laughter, embark on unexpected adventures, and share an affinity for turning mundane moments into hilarious threesomes, slide into my DMs! Bonus points if you attach a PIC that captures your reaction to a pun so terrible it's practically a work of art. Double or Triple Points if a boob or 2 is out.

Serious inquiries only (because let's face it, we can only handle so many competitive rounds of "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock"). Let's turn this trio into the ultimate comedy sex club act, destined to spread joy, jiggles, and giggles across the digital and physical realm! 🎭🤣

tl;dr

Goddam I'm getting up there in age. I don't want to die a threesome virgin. I could die having one tho. Fine by me!

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