Disclaimer Men...keep your online vigilante diatribes to yourself. I don't care. You aren't saving anyone. It will be 2 minutes of your time you will not get back. Look in the mirror before coming at me.
Also...no, I'm not interested in men.
NOW...
If you made it this far, congratulations. I feel like reddit is probably a terrible way to meet an AP but...the anonymity keeps me coming back.
I'm about to drop a million cliches but gees...they are all so accurate! I don't want to change your situation or you change mine. I'm looking for something semi long term. Yes I want to explore each other's bodies...but first let's laugh and like each other. I'm seeking a REAL connection. I want to make each other smile with notifications while at work. Low brow humor is almost a must! I am beyond open minded and down to earth and would love the same. I am liberal and atheist. I require you to cuss hahah. My biggest requirement? You must be yourself.
I'm 5'7" 175lbs. Dad bod. I am muscular in some places and jiggly in others. Brown hair. Blue eyes. I'm a solid 5 or 6 when i am tan haha. I'm no Shrek but also not going to make you double take. I'm pretty funny and very down to earth. I'm a listener. I'm also open minded as fuck. Will I ghost you? No. Will I over share...yes. Is it possible I stick something in my butthole for a laugh? Yes.
Still here? 🤣 If so...if you're short and average/WHP and you aren't afraid of the word fuck or to admit you fart...message me. Let's be each others distractions. And if we fit....we can meet some time and take it physical. But my goal is to start slow and steady and develop something. Welp...what are you waiting on?! Go on...message me!
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