Does this sound familiar? You're stuck in an unhappy marriage with a partner who is sexually boring. You feel like you're wasting away while lusting to try new things.
Me too.
I'm NOT here for just sex. I want to connect with someone. I want to like you first. I want to want you. But what's on the table is to be each other's blank canvas. To use each other to explore kinks we may have.
Like always I'm not out to change you and I don't want to be changed. Just be each other's dirty little secret. But also someone to talk to throughout the day. Let's face it...it's not just our junk that is bored. We are too.
I'm 5'7". 175lbs. Short brown hair. Blue eyes. I'm no hunk but I'm not Shrek either. I'm...average in every department. Wink wink. I work out. I'm fit but not chiseled. I'm looking for someone similar. Someone shorter then me who stays active the best they can. I know it's hard. I'd prefer someone open minded like myself. Someone who isn't offended by buttholes or farts. Low-brow humor is a huge plus to me. I'm non-religious and lean left. I'd prefer the same but can look past that for the right connection as it doesn't have to be topics of discussion.
Welp...your turn now! What do you say?! Oh oh oh ...no unsolicited puss pics. Keep it classy! 🤣😉 hope to hear from someone!
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