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Hey Houston!
I'm a 36-year-old married white male looking for a discreet, masculine-presenting friend with benefits in North Houston. I’m 6'0", around 260 pounds, with a lot of body hair and a big bushy beard. Think bear vibes—assertive in life but definitely a submissive vers bottom in the bedroom.
Here’s the scoop: I’m searching for someone cool with my situation who can host 2-4 times a month. You need to be 420 friendly and know where to get some good bud. My wife knows I enjoy prostate play but isn’t aware of my attraction to masculine features like body hair, natural body scent, and a few other things. She’s totally fine with me hanging out with a friend after work to smoke some bud, which I’ve been doing for years. Now, I’m just looking to add a bit more fun to the mix.
My Ideal Friend:
- Masculine presenting: Important for when I need to tell my wife who I'm hanging out with. She'd never approve of me spending time with a female friend.
- Drama-free: Keep it chill and easygoing. No drama, please.
- Owns their own place: Independent with your own life, but down for some company and fun without the complications.
- Clean and hygienic: Basic cleanliness is key.
Also, a heads-up: I don’t read profiles. I find conversations more interesting and engaging when I get to know someone directly rather than reading a summary. So, if I chat with you like I don’t know anything about you, it’s because I don’t! You don't have to follow the same rule, but that's how I prefer to start things off.
If this sounds like you, let’s get to know each other! When you reply, include the phrase "masculine friend with benefits" so I know you read the full post and paid attention to the details.
Can’t wait to find the right match!
Cheers!
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