Good weed makes hubby chatty and he told me a little more about this story tonight. I knew this story but as I had him type it out (English is my second language and 🌳) 😬… I learned a few more details by asking questions along the way. Anyway I thought it was really interesting and hot enough to share here. Sorry it’s long.

TLDR: Hubby almost had to testify about a sex tape he made with a rich divorcee.

Hubby- 6 years ago after my divorce from a 14 year marriage, I got my first Tinder account and some younger (He was 36) co-workers helped me set up my account one night at a happy hour. They took turns taking photos for my profile and writing a line in my bio, mostly roasting me. At the end of my Bio, I had a joke about “swipe left if you want kids because daddy is shooting blanks.” I started to delete it after showing it to them but one of the females said, “noooo keep it! Your demographic is divorcees who don’t want drama and are used to condomless sex.”

So I left it in and we got to swiping. Less than an hour later I matched with Kate. Kate was a 30 y/o, recently divorced, mom of 2.

The next day, we started chatting, then FaceTime, and I agreed to bang in sick the next day and meet her for lunch. We ended up having a lot of fun over the weekend. We shared a joint and later she admitted that the vasectomy comment on my bio was a big factor in me getting the right swipe.

After that Kate and I would see each other on the weekends when her ex had the kids. We always hung out at her fancy place. We’d eat, smoke, drink, fuck, and watch movies all weekend. She came from a very wealthy family and was a trust fund kid who “dabbled in real estate for fun.” Her ex did not come from money and wasn’t too happy with his reduction in lifestyle. I’m not sure what they settled on in divorce proceedings but He walked away financially well off.

Sometime around 2 1/2 months, Kate and I were chilling in her living room and she started to get texts from the ex. I could see her getting angry. It wasn’t uncommon for him to put the kids down for bed, get smashed, and then start drunk texting her everything from sentimental shit to calling her a whore in the end. But this was different. He was sending video of my car pulling into one of her extra garages. She handed me her phone. As I watch the video, Kate started refilling her drink and a new text arrived, “I hope Brad is enjoying your mouth like I used to ….you fucking whore.”

And then another video popped up. I pressed the play arrow and it was a cell phone video of her getting face fucked with a huge cock. When she saw what I was watching she got embarrassed and pissed at the same time.

I calmed her down and admitted it was kind of hot. I just wish it had been a different guy than the ex. She wasn’t convinced, so I took her hand and put it on my the giant bulge in my pants just to prove how much it turned me on. She started rubbing it as I watched the 30 second clip again.

Then she said, “I have an idea.” She took my phone, set it to video record, placed it on the coffee table, and whipped out my cock. I thought she was going to suck out my kidneys through my urethra.

Then things got really kinky. She got her phone and was playing their video while blowing me and taunting him. She told the camera how much better my cock and cum tasted…how I hit her G-spot better. After I came in her mouth she showed the mess to the camera while blowing cum bubbles. Then she swallowed my load and said, “every time you send me a video, I’ll send one too.”

Then she stopped recording and sent the video to her phone. Once my clarity started setting in, I tried to talk her out of sending it to the ex. She agreed but then we smoked another joint and then he sent another text… something like “you’ll never have a cock as good as mine” (for you guys that want to know..hubby said the ex’s dick was a little bigger than his but not by much). So without hesitation, she said, “fuck it” and sent the video we just made him. I said, “he might like it. I know I would.” She replied, “no way! He’s extremely jealous.” And that was the last text from him that night.

Kate and I would occasionally joke about making him another video just in case but we never did. We went our separate ways eventually as she wanted a more committed relationship and I was still enjoying my “tender whore phase.” But we remained friends and I even became friends with her new fiancé.

I’m not sure if her fiancé ever saw either of those videos but I know he knows about them because I received a family court summons from her Ex’s attorney to appear at a deposition over a year after we stopped dating.

I called Kate to find out what was going on and it turns out the prick was taking her back to court for more money and threatening her with the video even though we lived in a “no fault divorce state” and the video came after her divorce. I’m not really sure exactly what they expected me to testify too… I think they were just trying to intimidate her into settling. I ended up just going to her attorney’s office and signing a statement as to when the video was made (which was after their divorce). A few weeks later the deposition was cancelled and that’s the last I heard about it. Sometimes I laugh at the thought of the Ex and his legal team sitting in a conference room watching me blow a load in her mouth. -Hubby

Early answers to FAQs: Yes I have seen it. It’s VERY hot. No I won’t post it because it shows her face and aside from being unethical, this poor girl doesn’t need anymore drama.