Thought this sub might appreciate my night last night.

She was sorta high. I was sorta drunk. We were having some very candid conversations. It eventually landed on her promiscuity. And then her nonchalance toward blowjobs.

What follow was us at the kitchen with a spiral notebook doing some serious math. My wife and I revisited nearly 18 years of her past to break down as precisely as possible as estimate on the number of blowjobs she’s given.

There were estimates of frequency per week when she was in a relationship. Estimates of random hookups when she was single. Estimates of how often she’s blown me. Estimates of how many hookups she’s had since we’ve been together.

We came up a bit short of 3,000 with our final tally (yes, really) but figure she’s knocking at the door. If this were hits in baseball, she’d be hall of fame.

And then she added one more before we crashed for the night.