The wife says this was about ten years ago. She was having a drunken girls night at a friends house. Said there were 6 or 7 girls there. Too much wine and weed. Apparently one friend - the one who happened to live there - mentioned quietly that sex with her husband actually wasn’t enjoyable because he was so big. It was quite a revelation because he’s an average size and relatively modest guy.

As the party cleared out and only my wife and her friend were left, she confessed while cleaning up that curiosity had the better of her and she wanted to see. So the friend calls her husband out and right there in the kitchen, my wife gets his permission to unzip his shorts. (All involved were very much under the influence.)

She said he was probably an honest 9, maybe 10 inches and legit thick. After just holding him in her hand for a moment, and with his wife looking on, she started to stroke him. She said it went on for maybe 5 minutes before it was clear he was close to cumming. So my wife kissed him and he soon exploded. Standing there in the kitchen.

My wife left but said the friend reported that they had some amazing sex right there on the kitchen table as soon as he recovered for round two.