My wife is hot, and has had plenty of opportunities to get dick in her life. She’s not really a size queen—though I’ve managed to get her more into it—but she gets into a certain mood where she’ll start talking dirty and tell me how she loves big dick.

Over time, I’ve managed to piece enough of these hot recollections together to get a good sense of her dick history. There’s really four tiers: around average (most guys), notably small (just a few), notably big (like three or four highlights), and the Man from New York.

The hookup would have happened in roughly 2015, just before we got together. My wife was in NYC visiting friends and met this guy out at a party, and he ended up taking her back to his place. As you’d expect, they end up naked.

Apparently this guy is simply in a league of his own. Closer to the size of her arm than a typical dick. She said she tried to suck it at first but really couldn’t get much of it in her mouth. He started to fuck her and it was similar issues—she had to ease him in—but it sounds like eventually he was able to get enough in to cum.

They didn’t hook up again but she said he’d comment on her IG a few times later. I’ve asked her to reach out to him for a pic but she said she wasn’t gonna do that. It’s funny: even though he was the biggest she’s been with (the sort of thing I love), she said the sex really wasn’t that great bc it was so unmanageable. Still, I’d love the chance to see him take another shot at it.