Wife was in her boyfriend’s house one night having a few drinks with him, a couple of his friends and another girl.

The conversation got round to breasts and one of the guys said that no girl has two breasts exactly the same size. The other girl agreed and said she had one slightly bigger but my wife claimed that hers were both exactly the same. Her boyfriend backed her up but after much debate the boys said that they needed proof. So infront of two of her boyfriend’s mates she got up, stood in the middle of the floor, took off her top and reaches round and unhooks her bra. She said the guys probably couldn’t believe their luck and spent what felt like ages looking and talking about her tits before she finally put her top back on.

Not the wildest story you’ll read today - but thought it was fun

And they came to the conclusion that one was slightly bigger than the other.