Shortly after we got married we went out to dinner with a friend of mine and his wife.

My friend had always been a bit of a perv who was getting worse as he got older - wife is the only girl he has ever slept with and she’s is a bit stiff and boring to be honest.

The evening was fairly uneventful until a black guy came into the restaurant and my now pissed pervy friend made a remark about black guys being hung and my wife causally said she’d been with a black man and the rumours were true. Both of them looked at each other and laughed nervously before changing the subject.

After dinner we went to a bar where his wife got my wife by herself and questioned her about the black man. Being pretty drunk at this stage my wife didn’t hold back and gave her plenty of details.

I’ve often wondered how much she told her husband, since that he’s had an obvious crush on my wife dropping hints to me when he’s drunk. The thought of her hooking up with a black guy has obviously driven him mad for years.