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Things that make Sharknado (2013) a timeless classic
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  1. A shark flies through the window of a bar and is killed when the barmaid impales it with a pool cue.
  2. An old man sends a beached shark rolling away like it was in an anime by hitting it with a bar stool that clearly doesn't connect.
  3. An oxygen tank stuffed into a shark's mouth explodes when someone shoots it.
  4. Someone makes the genius decision to leap into the path of a rolling Ferris Wheel.
  5. The old man with a bar stool screams, "Ow!" when eaten by sharks.
  6. Barmaid with a shotgun shoots a shark out of the air after it's spit out of a manhole.
  7. "I'm gonna push the shark out of here." (Wait, what?!)
  8. A six minute sequence of the main character rescuing children trapped in a bus...by rappelling from a bridge (he later fends off a shark that jumps out of the water and chomps onto his rappel line).
  9. "My mom always told me Hollywood would kill me..." (gets crushed by a falling letter from the Hollywood sign).
  10. The cop on the motorcycle is just stock footage! He's not chasing anything!
  11. "It's time to leave Kansas, mate." (Doesn't go anywhere.)
  12. Main character fends off the fury of a passing tornado by using flimsy sheet metal.
  13. "Guys, stand back. I have a key." (Fuck yeah, barmaid with a shotgun!)
  14. "Instead of letting live sharks rain down on people, we're gonna get in that chopper and throw bombs into the tornadoes...blasting those bastards to bits." (I'm done lol.)
  15. Main character cuts through a shark down the middle with a chainsaw...as it falls from the sky.
  16. Main character shoots four sharks out of the air with a pistol.
  17. Some kid's arm is eaten by a falling shark, then his leg is snatched by another, and then his head's crushed by one more.
  18. Barmaid with a shotgun abruptly falls out of a helicopter and straight into the mouth of a flying shark.
  19. "C'mon everybody, let's get away from the windows!" (Why was that even in the movie lol)
  20. Main character leaps into the body of a falling shark through its mouth, then cuts his way out of its belly with his chainsaw...and saves the barmaid with a shotgun! (Wtf is this movie lmao)
  21. Why was Tara Reid even in this movie lol

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