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My love. The one. (20/F from NJ)
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Hoyi there :3. I am on a grand quest to find love, on the hunt for the most important role in my life to be filled and to fill that for someone else, and that is to be partners (Aka future Spouses, Aka Love for eternity. That whole thing)

Couple ground rules. These are NON NEGOTIABLE AT ALL NOT NEGOTIABLE

  1. Never EVER want human kids. Dont have them with you now and never want them please. Please be 100% child free not NEGOTIABLE.

  2. MALE between 19-24. NO ABSOLUTELY NO one older or younger. Hard rule. Very HARD rule.

  3. East coast NJ. Tristate minimum you must be in

Ok now that we got the hard boring ugly rules out the way, lets say the fun stuff. Umm Im a girl thats very short, very very short, I have curly brown hair, I have brown eyes. I have freckles. I am whiteeee skin color. I am an absolute DOG of a girl. I want to love love love you all the time and be with you all the time. Im such a golden retriever as they say, and I want you to be the same. I am looking for my absolute darling of a soulmate, my man for eternity. Thats what I hunt for. :>

What I like (hobbies wise get your head out of the gutter mf!!!)

  1. I LOVE ANIMALS ANIMALS ARE MY LIFE
  2. I love houseplants a ton
  3. I love nature in general and the woods
  4. I play some video games
  5. I am into anime and other medias, not social media though, most is cancer!

Qualifications to be my boy for eternity: (breathe its not hard I swear)

1 Be extremely affectionate. Please please PLEASE expect and want to be the cutest most affectionate most adorable guy on the planet with me, because thats what I will do with you. Please please love all the cute stuff and dont shy back

2 Please be under 6 foot tall. I know it sounds shallow but Im really short guys please ;-;

3 Please be on the skinnier side. Im small!!!! AHHHH

5 please be serious. I swear. Do not bother me if you want to fool around. In addition respond with a small description of yourself. You dont need to write a ton but dont just say 'hey 😏' either because nope. Just hard pass

6 Love animals. Simple as that

Ok thats all I can think of. Can't wait to hopefully finally meet you my dear. Please. Let's just love each other forever.

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