First off, congratulations to /u/Lets_Go_Flyers for solving the last piece of the puzzle. As the grand prize winner, he will get:

• A check for $1000
• A grabbag (grabcrate?) of some of our favorite comedy books (including some of the webcomic artists that helped us with the Funny Pages) and some of our favorite board and card games
• A copy of every product we make, including a signed copy of the Bigger, Blacker Box.
• A celebratory bottle of fancy booze (if you're over 21)

Of course, /u/Lets_Go_Flyers wasn't working alone. We'd like to reward four of you who made major breakthroughs:

• /u/icing9 for find the prime numbers in the timestamps.
• /u/ewige for decoding FEEL FOR GREEN.
• /u/sethchas for figuring out to get braille out of the lights.
• /u/zapbark for also figuring out the braille and, more importantly, for finding B AND W DOT COM using the braille numbers as a book cipher into the CAH free PDF.

You will each get:

• A check for $250
• All the other stuff /u/Lets_Go_Flyers gets.

You all should PM me with your address and alcohol preferences (if you're over 21).

So, where does that leave the rest of you? After all your hard work and crazy theories, we definitely don't want those of you contributed to this subreddit to go home empty-handed. So, we'd like to send you a copy of our rare Reject Pack, 24 cards too weird for Cards Against Humanity, that we don't sell anywhere. Just sign up using this google form.

It was really cool to watch you all come together to work on our puzzle. We hope you had fun. We're certainly happy that we can put all this Holiday Bullshit behind us.

Look for a full write-up on our blog, in the coming weeks.

-CAH