Lifedrinker is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at four mana you drop him on the board and that chill ass motherfucker stings your enemy for 3 dmg and heals you back up. And you also get this adorable little 3/3 can deal good damage but usually is too harmless to be removed.

But more than the lifedrinker is just so positive. It comes on the board like "bzzzt" and I'm like "yeah bzz bzz let's do this shit" and when he attacks he's like "BZZZT" and I'm like "YEAH BZZZT." He doesn't say some bullshit macho shit like "my jaws that bite my claws that catch" he's just like "nah bzzt." And it looks so happy. I mean this is a gigantic bug that sucks the life out of people. It understands it's life is a temporary magical gift and the dude is just fucking loving it. I mean look at his face he's just so happy.

I am literally never sad when lifedrinker is on board. IDK if he's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now he (or she) a pretty chill card