A few years ago my second cousin's boyfriend (a CPA in Idaho) asked me to create a website and market a business he'd owned for the past 25 years -- a legal brothel in northeastern Nevada. I've never been to a brothel, legal or otherwise, but I accepted the challenge. (He also was willing to pay me a fair price.)

I commissioned a new logo (designed by a graphic artist in Amsterdam, which seemed appropriate). My geeky friends in India customized a WordPress template, we wrote a bunch of copy, and uploaded a bunch of photographs he'd taken of the various girls over the years. The website is here:

Donna's Ranch Website

The mandatory COVID shutdown damaged his business. He was hoping the new website would help Donna's bounce back. But what became apparent is that the popularity of the smaller brothels in Nevada was diminishing well before COVID; Why would a horny guy travel to a dusty small town in Nevada when he could spend a few minutes on various websites and an escort would be knocking on his door, or showing up at a hotel, in less than an hour?

In doing my brothel research, I learned how legal German brothels -- faced with a similar decline in business -- came up with the concept of the Orgy Evening. The idea was that gentlemen would arrive at around 8 PM on a Friday night and pay a single price of admission. They could drink all the beer they wanted, eat all the sausages, and fuck all the women. At the end of the evening, the brothel proprietor would deduct expenses from the door receipts, the profit margin, and the rest was distributed to the women pro rata.

The women soon learned that they were making lots of money. On average each guy only fucked 1.7 women.

There is also an Orgy Tent at the Burning Man festival, although I believe the women are all just in it for the adventure.

So I set out to organize an Orgy Tent at Donna's.

I decided that the whole thing would be filmed -- from the preparations to the girls' arrival. To their doing their make-up, etc. -- building up to footage of the evening itself. The girls and guys could wear masks if they wanted. By characterizing it as a film production, I was able to secure an assortment of porn actresses who were willing to work on the percentage-of-the-gate remuneration model. They just asked that their travel expenses be paid upfront.

Donna's was really losing money and the CPA was unwilling to front the travel expenses, tent rental, etc. -- so all I have left from the project is the illustration I commissioned (above).

Why not do it here?

We don't need a tent, although one would be fun. We could do this in a clean warehouse, for example. And while prostitution is illegal in Hawaii, the production of a film is not. (I have an IMDB profile and cinematography credits.)

I have found anecdotally that a surprising number of women have the orgy or gang bang fantasy. Of course having the fantasy -- and actually wanting to do it -- is a big leap.

But "it takes a village." I have thought, perhaps naively, that if we came together to organize this it could be a great success. I will arrange to have it filmed, and all proceeds from the film (whether it's sold for broadcast or distributed through a porn site) would be distributed to all participants. In essence, the film would be owned by a co-operative of the participants.

This may be a completely crazy idea.

I look on Reddit and see men posting, over and over - "35M4F - I'm honry DM me." It reminds me of the last bird in a species crying out for a partner who isn't there, and will never be there. Why waste time doing the same thing? At least the "Orgy Tent" is doing something which, if it works, will get everybody laid. 1.7 times on average. And make new friends.

Please DM me if you'd like to help.