Mexico city CDMX trip EDC

I’ll start by apologizing for this taking so long to get posted. I appreciate everyone that’s dm’d me, I’ve replied to 30 plus dms and impressed with the variety of requests. Feel free to reach out. All in all I fucked 6 girls on this trip with potential for many more.

I am traveling to CDMX again April 21-23. If anyone would like to join, let me know ASAP by message or chat. I am bilingual so it makes things easier. No, I will not share a room with you, don’t be weird. I’m getting a fucking nice suite at a nice hotel.

Anyways, my Mexico City CDMX trip finally came and went. I actually ended up taking my daughter (23) to EDC and she had her own place so wasnt too bad but it did create a few close calls lol! It all worked out in the end and I couldn't be happier. We are doing Vegas EDC this year and I'm planning some wiiild shit there. For now I want to share some insight on CDMX, it's scene for hobbying and why the misinformation out there.

First I'll review categorically along with approaches that worked or didn't. If I post a price, please assume that is covered full service and no extras.

Some advice that is decent to follow anywhere you go;

Taxi drivers know everything. Kind of, but they are a great source of cheap intel. Its ok to be casual and ask where are the ladies at, donde estan las mujeres. That should trigger some information sharing, write it down. Map your shit out before running off so you don’t have to be the guy walking around with phone in hand. My first cab driver from the airport, I ended up getting an offer to do a full tour for an evening with wait time at the hourly hotels or girls places. This is generally not my cup of tea. He said 8 hours as many girls as I could do at roughly 600-1000 pesos per girl plus cost of hotel and he would charge me 1500 for all the driving, waiting, and security. Not a bad deal, in fact an excellent deal. I trust him and will be reaching out to him for my next trip when I need a private driver. I want to hit up a strip club that I ran from on this trip (super sketchy one but full of the hottest women I’ve ever seen) but want someone waiting for me outside that I can count on. Don’t trust all cabbies, just this one haha
Wear a fucking condom or get a vasectomy. It fucking irresponsible and mega shitty move to be risking getting these girls pregnant.

This shit is temporary. Mongering days are coming to a close, maybe not a complete close but its going to dry up big time. I am writing an article for discussion on this topic and hopefully the mods will be homies and support the discussion. The SR scene is killing us. These girls would much rather charge a guy $500 a week from the middle of a latin american village just to send pics and video clips. Yes, guys pay this shit. It's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard of and its getting worse, very quickly. Internet availability and high wages are to blame as well as the asshats willing to spend money like this.

I'm doing summaries and advice here for reference my story experience will be a separate post:

-Hotels vs AirBnb
-Online dating apps: Tinder, Bumble and Insta
-Agency girls
-Street girls
-Strip club/table dance places

-Hotels and AirBnBs:

I ended up staying at 2 different hotels but did plenty of research. The word on most of the internet is that hotels don’t allow guest and neither do AirBnbs. Digging deeper and reaching out to locals and other guys who have personally visited, this turned out to be complete bullshit. For the most part, most hotels allow double occupancy with no issue. This means when you reserve your room book for 2 adults. If you book your room for single occupancy then expect a charge for an additional guest. Don’t argue, just pay it, it’s fair. If you use an agency or independent girl with any sort of experience, they all 100% know the drill and have no issue checking in. The Hilton brought the girls up and walked them to my door. No issues whatsoever! Give the doorman a tip if they bring girls to your room. Great touch by hotel staff. Other hotel I stayed at just cared that you had the occupancy and weren’t noisy. This was a local hotel in Zona Rosa.

For AirBnBs I heard the same thing but stricter in policies not allowing guest. When I asked around and messaged with a few locals and even AirBnB owners, the answer was a staunch absolutely no guests for the most part. Very few said guests were ok but they needed to check in at the front with ID and are subject to the owner. That’s not cool. Unless you confirm first that guests are allowed, then it just doesn’t seem worth it.

-Online dating apps: Tinder, Bumble and Insta:

Definitely cast a big net here but also dont settle. Be clear but vague enough that you may hookup with girls genuinely looking for a hookup and not $. There are definitely working girls here but they are mixed in with these fucking annoying ass Insta/snap sluts that just want followers. Society here is very women empowered and liberal which I think is the reason for women being more open to hookup.

A few days before the trip I stocked up my tinder and bumble profiles so I could add travel and boosts (pro-tip: apparantly girls can see the travel so make sure to turn off travel when arriving wherever you go.) I found out that girls do not like to see travel, my thought is they feel like its mainly time wasters. Regardless it was frustrating, I was getting hits but these girls are all super vague about what they offer if anything and they just spit out their Instagram which is just fucking annoying. 99% of them are just building up their instas so fuck that. If they are too hot dont bother adding, its likely a waste of time and if youre like me you didn’t come here to stare at your phone. . Another issue in particular with bumble is that out of the 40 ish replies i got on bumble in 2 days, only 3 were women and the rest were non-binary, men, or very masc trans (think 5pm shadow). On my very last day in CDMX after my flight delay which put me in Zona Rosa, I ended up fucking one girl from Tinder and getting a pornstar blowjob from another. It was fucking crazy to think my dick was in one chick and one hour and one shower later in another. Just like old days when I was way better looking and a dj on tour. Both were decently attractive and one was an attorney. Girl #2 even gave me a ride to the airport! No charge for these two chicks, they were just dtf with a gringo.

-Agency Girls

Now here is where shit gets crazy. The variety is unreal. 1,500 can get you a pretty cute girl but 3,000 will get you a 8 and 4-5000 can get you a 9-10. Yes, I fucking said a 10. I’m sure whoever is reading this is like 10’s exist as much as unicorns that shit skittles. It’s a fucking fact that I’ll bet a trip on. The 10’s I saw were in a club, a dangerous one that I don’t plan on ever stepping foot in again without the right friends. More on that later. Now as far as agencies go, there’s a fucking million of em. Google em and youll see its limitless. Do they all work, pretty much. Just watch the country code and make sure it’s the right place. Don’t ever ever pay a deposit. Order a girl about 3 hours in advance at the most but it seems 1.5 hours is perfect. (Prices are for CFS and CBJ) for 1 hour. Just like the couple dozen guys that have already DM’d me and gotten hooked up with the agencies I’ve used, feel free to reach out. Message or Chat. I’m probably going to regret that but what goes around comes around. Now, to the guys who I have given contacts to and were dicks or just wasted time because you weren’t close to your trip, trust me I already heard about you. There’s no need to be an asshole or waste peoples time. These people are doing their jobs and if you are a dick, then not only do we all look like shit, I lose my own contacts so please don’t be that guy.

Keep in mind when ordering girls to your hotel, let the front desk know ahead of time. Also, give the front desk person a tip and the doorman/guard if they bring the girl to you. It’s safe to assume that the girl will know how to check in with her id, this is really typical. Don’t make it weird. Hilton was fantastic, they even brought 2 girls up to my room without any qualms my room was double occupancy only.

-Street Girls

No intention of using these but I was given a few locations and offered a private tour by said taxi driver. I want to see this but not partake. Trying to keep my shit nice and clean. Most likely I will have the driver just give me a driving tour through the area and hot spots and I’ll document it for some of you crazy fucks.

-Strip Clubs

Got more money than you know what do with? Don’t mind life/death risk? Well then come on down to your local CDMX strip club. We got guns, blow, gangsters, and guys in suits with walkie talkie.

Well shit, I wish I had better advice here. First strip club in the plaza reforma area about a block east from the Hilton reforma was ok but I wouldn’t recommend for first timers. At the very least I hope you speak Spanish. These girls and waiters will drain your wallet and are happy to charge your cards. Negotiate negotiate negotiate. If you pay their price, you lost. I eneded up taking a girl to my hotel and paying her house fee. Fucked all night and morning. Definitely going to call her when I go back. Absolutely great girl! Drinks were expensive as fuck, 400-500 pesos and the bottles were in the 5000 range. Girls will ask you to buy drinks and waiters will push them on you. If you are trying to bring a girl home, as the girl if they do “salidas”. This means outs. Typically girls will have to pay a fee so they can collect their tips for the night. I think I paid the house 1500 since it was 3 am and they were only open for 3 more hours.

Now for my shitty strip club experience. I’m not going to mention the name because this place was shady as shit. I wasn’t even intending going but the recruiter was a cab driver and drove me there. The guys working there were absolutely dangerous as fuck but the problem I have is the girls were foooooooking hot. Jesus H Christ I’ve never seen this before. Probably saw 15 girls with more most likely in the private rooms and all were 9’s or 10’s. Yeah this is no joke. I was with a buddy that was tits up drunk and I am seriously considering going back as long as I have a good bro to watch eachothers backs. This is obviously thinking with my small head but don’t hate, 9s and 10s. No joke. Russian girls, Asian girls, Brazilian girls and more. It was fucking weird. Then again maybe it was the GHB they probably put in my drink (no joke, 100% we were drugged) so good thing I sipped on half a beer. Waiters were delivering nicely cut lines to tables and even had blow on the menu. Yes the printed and professionally laminated menu.

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Thanks for reading everyone!