I came home from work around 6:30 PM. The lighting was dimmed in the condo, candles were lit everywhere, a wonderful dinner waiting for me…she really did an amazing job making me feel special! We ate, we laughed, and then like a couple of teenagers we started “making out“ on the couch😀. Well, we quickly progressed beyond “making out”…

I will skip past the explicit details (not the right Sub for those), and get right to what happened next. If you’ve ever had incredibly powerful gas pains from constipation, then you know. If not, I’m not sure how to best describe the pain other than, I had to stop what was otherwise an incredibly passionate and romantic (and really hot!😍) moment because I thought a baby alien was try to claw its way out of my stomach.

I asked her to please give me some time and space in the bathroom. I told her I was very sorry but I would hope she understood that if I am “stopping here”, it’s got to be pretty darned bad.

After at least 20 minutes in the bathroom spent moaning, wailing, sweating, (gross details edited for common decency) later, I came out to try to get through the remainder of the evening. Did she pout or whine that the mood and evening was “ruined”? Did she try to make me feel bad or make it about “her“?

Nope (she literally never does)… Instead of any of those things, as soon as I went into the bathroom, she got some clothes on, grabbed her wallet and keys, and left home as quickly as possible. She found the nearest pharmacy and “loaded up“ on various remedies for me. When I left the bathroom I was immediately greeted with a hug, a kiss, and a bag from Walgreens. Pills, liquids, chewables, and various other things to “get things moving”😅. I just remember immediately thinking, “wow, she doesn’t just profess to have my best feelings at heart. Her actions always back up her words! I am truly the luckiest man on the planet and that fact is never lost on me or taken for granted”.

I’m sorry that my happy story involved an unpleasant topic, but I couldn’t be happier with my relationship and last night was just another reason why❤️.