Absolutely not interested in straight guys or guys that are "orally bi". Dont respond unless you are bi / pan / queer / into fucking both of us.

Absolutely must have and share recent STI testing without exception. Excuses like " well I dont have anything" or "i havent had sex in x years" will be an immediate block. Cum is hot and consent is sexy, but true consent surrounding ones health status requires empirical evidence (data).

We are a fun, busy, professional kinda fit / kinda fat queer / bi couple that loves to play with new folks! We go to the gym and also love tacos, but arent gym rats so expect average body physiques. We prefer folks of similar body styles of a little extra / thicc / curvy without being obese, down to thin folks ... all bodies are beautiful but we arent sexually attracted to all bodies.. We also take personal hygiene seriously, and expect you too as well. Please dont show up having bathed in patchouillie or axe body spray. I am sensitive to strong aromas, so mild fragrances or juat soap work best. We dont do drugs or party and dont want folks that need substances to have fun. We have no issues with drinking or weed, but no smokers or heavy partiers. We Have no race or ethnicity hangups, and all gender identities and expressions are welcome though, right now we are primarily looking for verse / tops with penises. Be our unicorn with a horn?

Folks that are cognizant of how their actions and choices impact others and respectful enough to have the difficult conversations are our perfect matches. Girth in the 5-8" range is our preference, but open to all shapes and sizes.

We like intellectual conversations and getting to know folks without endless chatting ... lets chat, meet, and then fuck if the vibe is right. Regular to semi-regular meetups are preferred.

All combinations of MMF / MFM and NbMF desired, DVP, DP, and lots of shared cum is our primary goal, but certainly open to FMF, FFM, TOPS, BOTTOMS, VERSE, QUEER, PAN, BI, TRANS, NB, and all combinations!

No dickheads allowed, and no one whose entire personality is there dick. Please be able to hold a conversation.

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