Driving out and straight away he began on his pitch, features, specs rhymed off. I drove along and played the hopeless woman, what does this do, what do I need this for. Then he mentioned the costs, went over the amazing deal he had agreed with my husband. I countered back that our trade-in was worth a lot more, again he had a salesperson answer. We need to service, tyres, brakes, model isn’t popular…

After back and forth he eventually agreed to give us €500 discount, laughing and told him he could do better. He was firm that was the max, ‘I’m sure we could come to a better agreement’ not so subtly hinted with my tongue pressed against my cheek. He laughed it off saying ‘yeah sure’ in a voice showing he wasn’t against the idea, negotiations continued as I headed back to the dealership. More flirty and aggressive with my tactics, but he wouldn’t budge.

Pulled into a secluded carpark, he was confused at first. I made my intentions clear ‘what do I have to do to only pay €60k’ biting my lip, he reminded silent. I moved close, whispered in his ear what I was willing to do, shuffling in his seat trying to hide his erection.

Taking his cock in my hand, negotiating my terms as I got into position. Price and specs agreed I got to work, sucking him off while he was vocally still in shock. I give it my best and had him explode in my mouth shortly after. After a quick tidy up and makeup fixed, it was safe to say we were both smiling when we got back to the dealership.