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[MF] Fixing a cough with a safeword
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This past weekend my gf had a sinus infection and was feeling pretty miserable. We spent most of Sunday in bed just watching TV, letting her rest and just trying to be a good guy and take care of her. My efforts did not go unnoticed as she started teasing me under the covers.

"That's not fair," I said, "You're sick and miserable. There is no way you'd want to do anything."

To which she replied, "Well I do have the tickle in the back of my throat I think you can scratch for me."

The BJ didn't last long as the inability to breath out of her nose made it difficult.

She rolled over and lifted her ass in the air and wiggled it at me. I checked in again to make sure she was up for it which she said yes. As expected,not got rough and I was pounding her pretty hard but no more so than usual.

Suddenly she stopped and gasped out, "Pancakes!" Pancakes is the safeword I used after my college roommate and best friend pointed out that whenever I hooked up with a girl, I made her pancakes after sex no matter the time of day.

So after shouting "Pancakes" my gf ran to the bathroom. Now in all the time we've been together, she has never once safeworded me, not once. So since she said the safeword and ran, I was in high anxiety mode thinking I've done fucked up big time. I got dressed, ready to take her to the doctor or at least beg for forgiveness.

I hear the toilet flush and the sink run as she washed her hands then the door opened. As soon as our eyes met, I started.

"Baby are you ok? I'm so sorry!"

"I'm ok, you don't so anything wrong." She put her arms around me and immediately began scratching the back of my head to clam me down.

"What happened?" I asked.

"Well I thought I was going to be sick, but apparently you somehow managed to dislodge all the crap that was stuck in the back of my throat. So I got it out and feel a little better now. Thanks." She looked at me and laughed and I did the same.

She got dressed and told me she was actually kind of hungry now that her throat was a little clearer.

I made us pancakes.

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